Audi and Jack Daniels, giving the (drive)shaft: “In other words, Audi themselves certifies that the car has not only passed, but ACED a 300-point inspection before they qualify it. Even Bret said that, reading this copy, he would believe that the previous sentence is true. Yet this car, as sold, did not pass, they qualified it anyway, and they refuse to address the issues, again claiming it’s between the dealer and consumer.”